Basic B*tch Muffins

This right here is the recipe that got me through college. There were times I'd realize that all I'd eaten recently was muffins. There were times I went to class hungry because I'd finished my muffins the night before and slept through breakfast.

They work in a toaster oven, but will likely have to bake a bit longer. Toaster ovens vary too much for me to know how much longer.

Basic Bitch Muffins

Ingredients:

• 1 1/2 cups flour*
• 1/2 cup sugar
• 1/2 tsp salt
• 2 tsp baking powder
• 1/3 cup oil
• 1 egg
• ~1/3 cup milk (enough to make a total of 1 cup wet ingredients)

*Alternatively, 1 cup each flour & cocoa

Instructions:

1. Mix the wet ingredients.
2. Gently mix in the dry ingredients.
3. Make the muffins exciting!**
4. Bake at 400F for 20-25min.

** How to make muffins exciting (ideas) : 

• 1-2 cups fruit (the more you add, the less the muffins will hold together) 
• 1/2 cup oatmeal 
• 1 tbsp each of some spices you like
• 1 tsp each of some extracts you like
• citrus zest (grate the peel off of any citrus fruit, having already washed it thoroughly)
• 1 cup chocolate chips
• 1 tsp jam or other fruit preserve in the middle of each one
• mix up some cheesecake and put a dollop of that in each one (~1tbsp)
• sprinkle something on top (streusel topping, cookie crumbs, cinnamon sugar, etc.)
• Be creative!